Haus of Romanov.

"Just think of all that life could be if we could only capture what we have seen."
Anonymous: Boxers or briefs? 


No underwear at allllllllllllll




my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back





If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events



I want to wake up cuddling and aggressively pressing my morning wood against someone while grabbing theirs


I can’t win.

He lives in North Carolina. He’s had three DUIs in the past month. He’s even called you from jail. Why do you keep going back to him? I live 20 minutes from you. I call you just to ask about your day and see if you’re happy.

You kiss me at a football game. You tell me you want us to be something. You make me feel like the most special boy in your life. Then, he steps in through a phone call, and you don’t return my texts. And when you do, it’s always “k” or “I’m busy.” I even text you goodnight and don’t even get a “Night.”

I want to make you mine. I want to make you feel wanted, make you feel like you’re doing your life right, make you feel genuinely happy for once. But you’re letting him keep you in your past. You won’t move on from him.

I can’t tell you any of this because you barely give me the time of day. I text you a few minutes ago, and you replied “I’m on the phone with Grey.” I see how special I am to you..

Maybe I should just give up. It seems like I should, but I just want you.

I need someone to talk to about my problems. I could really use a friend right now…


"Please waste your time on me."(via ryouhime)



scruffy faced relaxin in the cold 

I made a thing.

What the fuck is wrong with this website


i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape